Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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