Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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