Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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