No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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