the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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