He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
