This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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