Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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