I only kidnapped one of them. chill
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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