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• (909): View more from California

  dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.

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  Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!

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  No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.

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• (925): View more from California

  A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You brought string cheese to the strip club

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