o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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