I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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