Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Let's paint friendship bongs
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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