id be glad to
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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