I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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