evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
There r osticjed everywhere
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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