I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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