Im at strip club and am horny
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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