saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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