no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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