Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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