it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Hippo gnu deer
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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