once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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