you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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