I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
