clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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