And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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