I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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