If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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