I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species