distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.