My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.