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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it

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  Are you talking about my vagina?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

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• (818): View more from California

  That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I can feel my liver begging me to stop.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.

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  You're sick. Take pictures if you can.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.

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  *i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.

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