Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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