She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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