Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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