you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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