so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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