she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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