party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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