He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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