Please, let me fuck your mom
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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