So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
