I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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