you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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