The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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