Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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