Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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