This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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