I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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