Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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