I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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