I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son