she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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