Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
