i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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