My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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