i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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