my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wish i was in the wii world.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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