You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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