Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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