Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
