i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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